Sandy's Kauai Picks #1

Fern Grotto Tour

This is one of those not-to-be-missed sights, although it's pretty touristy. You can get there by kayak, but most people take a cruise boat to get up there. Smith's comes recommended in the Lonely Planet.

About the fern grotto, the guide says:

The scenic grotto is an overhanging cliff at the base of Maunu Kapu (Forbidden mountain), which looms from the river, dripping with yard-long sword ferns and delicate maidenhair. The riverboats are open-air, covered barges with wide, flat bottoms, and tourists are herded on and off all day. During the leisurely 1 1/2 hour round-trip, guides provide interesting historical commentary and hula dancers cajole passengers to let loose and learn a few moves. At the grotto, musicians serenade with favorites, including the mandatory 'Hawaiian Wedding Song,' dedicating it to all the newlyweds and newlyweds-at-heart. It's the type of corniness that will either please or force a smile. Regardless, this is the site of countless weddings, for which Smith's can arrange a private tour.

Cost: $18/adult if purchased online (regularly $20/adult)